"Can't Face Up" by Sloan
"These are the Fables" by The New Pornographers
"Tired of Waiting" by The Trews
One, I woke up early today, of which I am very proud. In fact, I was out of bed before Miguelito, which gives me the right to say ¡perezosillo!
Two, I went to Midtown with D in an almost-vain search for strapless bras (we were, ultimately, victorious).
Three, while holding a variety of panties in my hand, I heard "Hi Miss Kate" and look up to see one of my students from last year. Awkward shiftyness ensued as she showed me to the Fitting Rooms.
Lastly, Miguelito is holding me personally responsible for Spain's loss against France today. Apparently my lack of presence in the Tunnel is the only reason for their poor performance (well, there's the weather too, but they always blame the weather - just ask Miguelito about the Armada).
And now, to the Kraft Dinner!
Oh sweet sweet nectar of the gods...
Omg, I can't believe your student caught you with gotchies! Was it a boy student? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteOh ok, I got a little excited there. Apparently it was a girl student who works there. That is less awkward.
ReplyDeleteShits about Spain...The mighty three have now become one with England...though I'm still holding out for a Ukraine win....
ReplyDeletei think i might cheer for england since hargreaves is canadian by birth (although he's a dastardly traitor now), but really, i just want the men to take their shirts off and run around the field.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're doing up Miguel's Kraft Dinner of Defeat with extra hot dogs and ketchup. Although that might be as much punishment for him as the beating by the French.
ReplyDeleteIn solidarity with E-spain, I will protest the French win by refering to the following by their rightful names: freedom bread, freedom dressing, freedom poodles, freedom split-pea soup, and freedomphones.
Olé!